hey chad

Dude, you been president since 17 years ago? Dont that not invite some rebel action. Saturday is the best day for some rebel action. People is chillin, and people who works on weekdays got some time to spare for riding in from the east. I mean riding in from the Sudan that we told yous about whiles ago. You best done take care of Sudan before it gives rise to the rebel revolutions all over the globes. French prime minister marries prime rib. Send the citizens out who might be damaged by a coup. Coups are bad right, because they are inherently run by terrorists, who are inherently bad. Consider home turf or something like it. Two women have carried bombs but they were surely detonated by others. Rumors were that they were unsuspecting or retarded. Sounds like play on terrorists taking advantage to people. Complification only. Also how does our underseas internet cables done been all cut up? Maritime traffic dont done ever cut underseas internet tube cables. Obama your mama on the campaign trail. I think the basic points are whether you will make hiring illegals illegal, negotiating directly with drug companies, using nuclear power and preserving the power of choice is the main bottom line. Frankly, all you others can burn it up.

what was the deal with that walk into egypt the other day. What was it that we forgot to get over there. Wd40? Duct tape. Its was definitely duct tape. I would like you guys to all shut the fuck up for a while. Microsoft cant buy motherfuckign yahoo you pricks. bother are too big. get some afterhours downselling of google on a penny short of estimates. Who knows the business before its on cramer? Half of everybody, so clearly theres nothing fishy going on. So Things will be just fine as long as you take it easy tomorrow, make a list of things to do, and assume nothing that matters to you could possibly go on in kenya. Obama will be killed by the MI complex if he wins. If he doesnt then we keep hunkering down as thing were before. Never go to another warmongering state again.

Trencher is it

Are you guys bombing in Sudan or what. There are rumors as of the 20th of December but no major news source corroborates to me that people are bombing there. Who are they maybe bombing? The loose controlling party that is responsible for the genocide? Is there a UN call for attacks? Do the french bring this for free? I think that in Oregon the governor does not simply pick a replacement senator if one falls ill like the fine gentleman from South Dakota Tim Johnson. He had a stroke as far as I can tell, a bleed that they are sometimes a rare and possibly fatal condition. The man is recovering well but if he is unable to perform his duty as senator as a result of brain damage incurred when part of his brain swelled from internal bleeding, then the Govern er appoints someone else as senator, likely a republican, and then the 49-51 senate becomes 50-50 with Dick Cheney, V-shootmeintheface-P, as the tiebreaker. Can it really be that in this country things are so evenly divided? Anyway in Oregon people havea snap election. Also in Oregon though you can die if you are no prepared for really cold and treacherous conditions. Like when CNET senior editor James Kim drove his wife and two young daughters though Oregon and missed a turn and then got stranded. Kim leaves the car after several days with no contact and freezes. His kids will never know him. Why did they drive that way. Why are 2 out of 3 climbers on Mt Hood still being looked for? It turns out that I am the only person I know who is asking WTF are you guys doing up on that mountain. Theres nothing better you want to do with yourself? Fine. Risk taken. But now its for a bunch of others to look for you? Ish. Ultimate Fighting is growing on me because I now recognize that people keep coming back. The argument that boxer likely sustains more damage is beginning to gain ground. I mean it still feels like watching porno a bit, or stripping. Like you people wouldnt be doing that stuff if you were ok and had the cash that you needed. But maybe they do and they still like it. America.

man

I still cant believe rumsfeld resigned. I saw the Fountain and at first I was agree for having wasted my time and what I mean to say I was angry for having wasted my time watching such selfserving drivel. Who gave that guy that money. I would have sure but really that was weak. Im still thinking about it and hoping it has some kind of reincarnation metaphor for Aronofsky. I also saw it to get rid of Borat in my head. Vide ma tet. Aljezeera has a new front page, and people are going to pull out of iraq. Some countries initiated but I forget who. I felt very sorrry for James Kim and clan but Im amazed that such smart people could get caught in such a total clusterfuck in this day and age and country. Without being adventurers or something. Totally Iron. ic. Google answers google cunting answers is done. How am I supposed to find out he answer to "which website will tur a chemical formula into a chemical structure that I can look at like for 4-hydroxy-3-methoxy-(5,6,7,8-tetrahydro[1]benzothieno[2,3-d]pyrimidin-4-yl)hydrazone benzaldehyde which might aid in the collection of nuclei for us. So look at the new Aljz front page and wonder what it means for me. Just for 5 seconds. You have five seconds to pass?

the guilty party is the one who provokes

What the F is going on. Building collapse in NYC some guy trying to kill his rich self during a long ass divorce? 200+ dead in India in serial blasts? 10 tons of concrete fall on the Buick carrying Milena Del Valle monday night to show that the big dig is dangerous. Israel is going into Lebanon and blaming Syria. Like Gaza, are those countries or cities or what? Is captured soldiers a reason we go to war with people? Dont soldiers get captured? Why would china and Russia agree to sanctions on North Korea, what do they get n return? Zinedine Zidane is my star this week. Some inspiration that people can do the unthinkable in response to continuous insult and be without regret. If I were Ken Lay I would sure as shit not be dead. How much you think it costs to fake your death in Colorado. Multiply that by like 200 and maybe its as much as his family now has safely stuck. If I were Syd Barrett I would be dead. Crazy ass founder is right. Did Tommy Sheridan really get his orgy on? I should hope so, but threatening people is never good. Juergen Kiessling, representative of the Berlin Senate Department and spokesman for the "12 Host Cities" tried to shoot himself in the head because why? The games are over?

Man seriously cool it man seriously I say man. 250000 out of 41000000 mexicans is like 0.6%. But a vote by vote recount would be priceless. But didnt they do that? God at least I know who the person of the week is, and crazy Lopez Obrador isnt on my evening news. Ha! voting with cards... Seriously though. How is it that people believe that elections like ours and the Mexican one can be so close. That the country is split. Bullshit.

Abuse

I would like to talk about abuse a little. Photographer Jill Greenberg induces crying in little children to take pictures of them. I think thats abusive but its certainly legal because the childrens parents agree to it. Im guessing they all live in southern california. Israeli defense forces blow up a nonnuclear powerplant in the gaza strip and arrest members of the government to coax the release of Gilad Shilat, a 19yo prisoner of war. Is this abuse? I think the Palestinians can still purchase electricity from Israel. By the way, why dont we rename the marines, navy, army or airforce something like american defense force. Great branding. Is it abuse if I tell my father all the things Im thinking finally? does it cause a lasting negative effect? Somehow it doesnt seem as though any of these things will cause a lasting negative effect.

Even Ebay, with its totally tarded system of obscuring fraud by making you click all over the place to see how much items have been sold for, isnt really abusing us. Paypal isnt abusing me by holding my credit card information in an account I can no longer access and thus preventing me from using it again in a new account. They are not abusing me by forcing me to click 17 times to submit a complaint. They just suck. Corporate ticket scalpers arent abusing us by buying all the tickets and reselling them to me and my idiot friends. Thats the government for allowing a ticketmaster monopoly. Lasting effect. Im never going to be able to see Tom petty play Mary Janes last dance for less than 40$, which of course he ripped off of the Jayhawks waiting for the sun but I can probably get in to see the red hot chili peppers uber rippoff in dani california. I play music and I write songs and its a rippoff because of the tonal relationship between the chords and their rhythm, Sucka. Its tough for petty to sue though because RHCP has the same producer, the glorious rick rubin, and they likely all decided together to squeeze a little more juice out of the progression. Cheers. The jayhawks prolly dont even have a lawyer and besides the best they did was likely to open for petty in the early 90s. Thats the roll yo.

Wait though, is there a long lasting negative effect when american media outlets refer to the isreali hostage takers as Palistinian fighters rather than "Hamas' Izzedine al-Qassam Brigades, the Popular Resistance Committees, and the Army of Islam."Branding again. Whats with a flyby to syria? whats with the US agreement? One keeps a territory of militant aggressors right next door to ones self so one may have cheap labor, and one may have a black box threat that one can use as justification for anything. If only I had more examples of such an orchestration. Native Americans? Not really. Is it abusive to look at data on banking and phone usage and record calls with no warrant? Not really. Is it abusive to write articles about such business. No. Is it abusive to threaten journalists with jailtime for it, yeah, pretty much.

miss may

May must have been busy because there wasnt much to say about it. I dont remember much in particular. The war is going on. Net neutrality still stands as something I dont understand. Stocks begin to go down. People tell me they ant to buy a condo now because the interest rates are going to go up jsut as much as the prices arae going to go down. Then they decide to pay condo fees. I think that my desire to install and upgrade and hate on my neighbors would be sharply broken by living in a complex. I wanted to mention that when we remember duke lacrosse we will remember poor black lying stripper, regardless of the outcome. Nightly news is no more pleasing with gibson, I miss the vargas snarl. Whats the word on libby again? whose got money in thier freezer but retains their position on the congress comittee? I supose its true that congressmen are the silliest. No power. That kennedy clown is gone to sober up. Its hard to believe how people so rich can find themselve in such retarded positions. Pirate bay got raided. hopefully I can download all the music I need by the time the lights go out on the torrents. I do have some faith that the hackers will continue to do good work though. I forget if i mentioned it before but that guy Timothy Treadwell from grizzly man is not dead I bet. No video, he was a liar about being alone out there, he was crazy. No proof says I. Dead Dead Dead or not.

ta spring

Look the same.

I think its funny that Delay will resign amid allegations of lawbreaking but would like to remind myself that everyone of those motherfucking senators voted for the war, this war in Iraq, and so guilt aint limited to Texass in any respect. (oops. the 10/11/02 vote was 77-23 in the senate. It was all the senators who agreed not to mess with the 2002 apointment of Mr. Bush over Gore) Gang rape at Duke? its in the brochure. Im worried that nothing will come of it because I doubt such jocks would be dumb enough to say nothing happened if something did and dna got spurted. Wait, worry allayed as 16yr coach quits and nasty email from player Ryan McFadyen is found and he is removed from campus. I think its called conspiracy to commit murder. Retard. The whole team, or I suppose all who were present and silent for solidarity, if the verdict is guilty, you all should be too.
Department of Homeland Security's deputy press secretary Brian J. Doyle is stung for kiddie sex. You a fucking dumb rich white sucker. Burn. Massholes did not enact a law providing universal healthcare, they made a 300$ fine for employers not providing it. Obviously most people pay for part of thier healthcare anyway. Now people there will be required to buy more motherfucking insurance. Esplain to me how 3000$ is worse than 2000$ employers would normally drop for employee coverage.

On the bright side, spring time is here, and one day soon I might able to use those overpriced flashy boxes called macs because they will be able to run windows. Is it possible that progress is being made? I mean, technology will get better, and even if we arent really competent enough to use it, like pharmaceuticals without Dr's orders, then that means things are better. Better.

I heard one can attract attention by talking shit about Noam Chomsky so I will give it a try. No the reason why is because I have long apreciated his ability to inform and make solid arguments about the state of affairs, but have as well been angered by his lack of advice. Smart guy, you gonna write all abpout this and that and are you gonna recommend anything? I guess turning the camera on myself would be in order. You are the problem. We are the problem. Tune into something and stop giving people shit for a week? How? No TV motherfuckers.

Also, cobert is the bomb and bird flu will not hurt you. I garuntee it.

full moon

I think there is a full moon. And mercury might be in retrograde. Its a good time to leave the west bank if you are british and us security forces watching a prison where some palestinians wanted for assination are hiding. Brits pull 10% of thier troops from Iraq. time to go. If Sadr calls it a civil war, Im down. Looks like a civil war. If its not a civil war then what is it? Mad cow in Alabama. Kind of like bird flu, Fox will remind you, but mad cow actually causes a human disease for sure. Jack Abramoff virtually out of news for a while. Did I already complain that no one seems to know what he was actually lobbying for. Like what was the big fish, right? Uh,...

Im glad they will do a second autopsy on forever 14 year old Martin Lee Anderson. Flordia boot camp for young offenders tough. Florida tough. That Lionel Tate, who at 12 years stomped a girl to death could still be dumb and poor enough to try and rob a pizzaman, is also a mark on florida.

I hate this crapping about iran. If China and Russia think its ok its going to have to be ok. NPR again is suspect for being a corporate voice. Like democrats acting all inflamed about the state of affirs, but somehow falling short of providing a fully truthful service. Cite more sources, name more names.

What would it take for a law to pass that required all companies to carry the name of parent company. That's what I would like for christmas. We need better systems of consumer organization. Websites could tell us what comanies are owned by what, we can make tshirts that show these relationships. Cant sue us all mofos.

Shame about chef leaving southpark. Yeah, Isaac Hayes doesnt like making fun of religions. If they are scientology. Seems like he made some bank pretty good up till then.

Cell phones again a pain to buy from my side, too hard to try them too much collsion on rpicing. Why do I have to submit to a year contract and why are operators telling me that they are all about to switch to mandatory minimum two year contract. At least pirate bay is still up. And googles going to court against the country.

will the inflammation stop. Wait do we remember caring that Kanye donned thorns or is bomb head Allah all we remember. "we understand youre angry but violence is uncalled for." Extremists on each side pushing, only our extremists are also the big boys of the era. Why like this and why no alternative. alito in. Ted Kennedy I used to think you were cool. You guys are fired now what.

said that before. Not to harp on Isreal but you cant not talk to Hamas. thats the name of the ruling party in your backyard nomansland. Do it. All for this. Im hatred but Im sure I can at least note something for someone. Um are those the Rolling Stones? Gross. A two-tiered internet would clearly be better for everyone. And please block bit torrent. At least I have the Grammys.

walk

nothing like a motherfucking nyc transit strike to get you knowing that its time to pay out. A million a day you fine the union. Could you consider as a city yourself able to survive so many sorry shoppers? maybe they can get disaster relief. No really this is fun. the Times:

On the final day of intense negotiations, the Metropolitan Transportation Authority, it turns out, greatly altered what it had called its final offer, to address many of the objections of the transit workers' union. The authority improved its earlier wage proposals, dropped its demand for concessions on health benefits and stopped calling for an increase in the retirement age, to 62 from 55.

But then, just hours before the strike deadline, the authority's chairman, Peter S. Kalikow, put forward a surprise demand that stunned the union. Seeking to rein in the authority's soaring pension costs, he asked that all new transit workers contribute 6 percent of their wages toward their pensions, up from the 2 percent that current workers pay. The union balked, and then shut down the nation's largest transit system for the first time in a quarter-century.

Crazy fuckers. The city will give in, or subsidies will be made, or a whole lot of sale will be lost. In other news Shiites will dominate Iraqs government. I enjoyed Syriana very much but I have no idea what happened. Im guessing its not unlike reality. Im guessing its still not enough of a statement to matter. What is a tipping point statement like. Take this gun they gave you and start shooting? Take this button and push it. Take this vial and throw it. Im moving to canada to watch all this by satellite. The cold will be fine.

hmm

Good to get away for a while. Anything strike anyone as strange? Katrina? Weather working us up? Nice work by those oil companies reeling us in. I almost thought about buying a car, but got a clue. What else. Plamegate? NYTimes a paper at all? I should make a prediction for the F of it. I believe in fightclub, google, and the bastardization of this country by those taking advantage. In short, collusion, price fixing, triopolies, tax breaks. Im done voting for a while, and Im close to done thinking that there is news, all channels are so insulting. Science and Nature are in on it as much as cnn and the globe. Bird flu will kill us all and we will be glad for it.

My cellphone is dying and the cheapest plan is 7 more dollars a month than before. F U. Cable compaies are able to hold monopolies because just because. GM will restate itself. Estrogens and pesticides sill still flow. Lets sell up turn the tube on.

Censorslip 

Consequences

So finally with a comment from someone unknown, I think, I have to reiterate my intention for this collection. With the hope of capping each months activities in the context of the dirty world, so that it might be looked at and considered in slow steps. Unfortunately for whatever reason some months are light in my eyes, like this one. Cardinal Ratzinger is now Pope Benedict XVI. A hardliner, this will surely put things in order if someone pushes the button. Good old childbirth and lots of it, that's how you keep civilization coming in and the basket getting past along, heavier and heavier up to the Vatican. I am sure he is a temp, double or nothing on Brazil. What's going on in Italy? Pope, cabinet restructuring, von Kloberg jumps to his death. I smell something, and I hope its related to the shooting of Nicola Calipari. There is released a censored document, not really censored though. Apparently the car cannot be produced for inspection, no news cares about the whole reason they were driving in that car in the first place, Giuliana Sgrena was likely ransomed out of captivity. We don’t pay for hostages though, so its quiet. What she will soon say I look forward to hearing.

Did I say this before? THE INTERNET IS GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY. From people in the US at least. Too much news is slanted towards the evil that is being dumped out of these new fangled boxes. People who don’t know are slammed by viruses, insulting software and email packed solid with lies. While its only a microcosm for the world in which we live, most people in this country are likely already just leaving the box off. Asking themselves as the evening news goes, why cant they just go get those guys. Why not? Anonymous hosting. I understand that many smart people demand anonymity on the internet, but my feeling is that if you cant nail people down for their actions, they will break the rules. More to the point, they will rob you, and Arizona will get the bonus for hiding their name. So enjoy it while it lasts. Download music and warez and documents on sci3ntology. Bung. Lost my identity on the internet, my daughter got seduced by some transvestitute from the internet, keep the laws lax so things get really ugly, then close the gates. Yes, Bush and Putin seem to pursue questionable practices, but “we need a strong leader in these times” so let them do what they need to. Everything they can. I eat North Korean Brinksmanship for brunch. Isreal India and Pakistan will not sign the Nuke production treaty, US opposed verification, meanwhile these rogues must submit, or have their testing translated to Nucular Offense on my evening news. Everything was going fine last week until they told me I was going to be nuked. And I thought I had a bit of the depression in March.

Bonkers

Head is swimming. Its phenomenal how you can think you have a handle. You have a routine, there are bad things that might happen but they are rarely unexpected. WHAMMO. Judgment system flattened along with affect. News no longer news. Time, well, stretching out a tad. Music flat and unchosable. There was some news though, and late March recap can still be done. Terri died and so did John Paul. The point of Terri must have been something like look how important it is, look at all the people who care, look at the important debate we must have, dont look at the law we passed latenight and didnt use. Latenight votes still strike me as playing dirty, but the game is not changing so quickly as to prevent the opposition from realizing that such moves might be made. Why do I always vote for LOSERS. Still the bill is actually then written by unelected lawyers who put the two versions into one in english. Or legalese. Which we can then all not read and vote on.

Pakistan has nukes, we can help out with the planes. In case those planes fly to Syria they should look out for the RPGs left my the Russians. Ireland is basically a terrorist state, run by a terrorist party that beat up some sisters in a bar and then wouldnt apologize for it. No not even Ted Kennedy will see you now Gerry. Now return that money you stole from that bank and show us while you melt down your guns. Margaret Thatchers son though will not be allowed to move to Dallas just yet because plotting coups is wrong. He can reapply for a US visa in two years, his kids will still study here. I suppose this means trying to instigate a coup in some far off land likely isnt such a bad idea. For the son of a prime minister. And by the way, is anybody getting a bit incensed by the coverage of this wedding? I mean it was interesting to find out Di was 20 when she married, and see that her death may well have bee no fool accident, but come on people. We should not care about Brit royalty over here, please be less blatant. And if your going to remake a Brit sitcom then can you please allow the local actors to, say, come up with their own facial expressions and syntax? Please?

On the hone front it looks like one local school might give me a shot. Ive been smacked hard by an old relationship, seems like the emotional bill had not quite been paid up. Reflecting in no particular order. Superman dies, Bush wins, Arafat dies, Pope dies, Tsunami, Sox win, Iraq votes our way, big three commentators all leave the evening news. And China is kicking our ass.

Im going with Brazil Pope. Ah Brazil. So upandcoming.

darker 

notPlussed

This month was action packed because I was rejected from all the doctoral programs I applied to. Again. Better luck next year. Knowing that thousands of people protesting in Lebanon encouraged “the government to resign” makes me think I can take my time. Syria has been occupying Lebanon? Did anybody mention this when we decided to go to war over there? Wouldn’t this prove worth getting involved in before? Did this just happen? I hate to throw questions around, it’s more important to learn now about after-hours trading and being short. Still worth mentioning that its cool that Putin has the balls to talk to Bush and still help increase Iran’s atomicness. “Democracy is good as long as it does not cause the destruction of the state” or something like that. Canada seems to think that NORAD will protect them in a sufficient manner and have opted out of the new us ballistic missile defense system. Seems reasonable until you consider the likelihood that a new system will certainly induce the obsolescence of the last, as in why would we be putting good work into NORAD if we are going to build this new system. Closer to home, ChoicePoint (previously spun off by Equifax, one of 3 US credit reporting agency) and T-Mobile (owned by Deutsche Telekom AG) both had revelations made about their database security. In each case, we the people only heard about it because California law requires that such breaches be reported to consumers. The former VoiceStream only had to deal again with the handiwork of Nicolas Jacobsen (21) because someone finally posted some celeb phone numbers, more than a year after the hacking. They are not required to tell us more. Martha, clearly the nations favorite woman, is thankfully safe from abuse and infection from jail and now will host a TV show. I was wrong about the stocks shooting up in the winter, but I was right about something cooking. Chase and Bank1. Verizon and MCI. Gillette and Proctor and Gamble. Federated buys Mays, Highfield buys circuit city, SBC buys AT&T. This reeks of ungoodness. Electricity was deregulated but I still cant buy it from anyone but one company. Im beginning to think that my interests are really not being attended to by my elected representatives. Dont quite know how to respond yet though. I mean really. I am getting a little unclear on why we don’t just have two companies in every sector. Or maybe just Google. Sheesh. I would like to remind you that comments are not allowed until I actually start working full time and PRODUCING something of substance. Untill then... I will curse microsoft for finally requiring that the computers I have built get an official copy of the operating system. The result? my most succesful linux installation yet (SuSE). Now if only I could rember the Ffing password.